random

ga tau pengen nulis apa tapi pengen nulis ha ha ya udah yu kita curcol aja iya ya mau ga hahaha mulai ya jadi aku mau curhatin apa nih tuh kan bingung hm apa ya lagi ga menarik menarik amet hidup aim sekarang duh ya Allah temenin disini dong aim bete wkwk tadi ada ading tapi dia lagi mandi eh mandi demi apa dia baru mandi dia emang baru mandi dan sekarang jam setengah 2 siang ha ha ha ha banget deh tapi gapapap biar wangi e tau ga ading kan lagi di bali loh ahaha aku pengen banget nyusul pengen banget deh ya Allah kangen dia banget soalnya hahaha eh udah ah ceritain tentang adingnya sekarang kita cerita tentang apa lagi dong aku bosen nih haha etapi aku kangen nisa loh hagzgzg dia ngangin banget sih apalagi kalo bilang kan kan kan gitu wk bikin ngakak tapi emang dia kalo lagi ngomong gitu pasti ada kan kan kannya haha tapi paling kocak the most kocak of her adalah kalo lagi ketiduran di kelas dan tampangnya itu ga nyante gitu ha udah ah ngomongin orangnya terus aku kangen dinda juga ya hahaha ya pasti lah biasanya kita seminggu ngakak bareng lebih dari 5 kali hahah tapi jujur deh kalo kita smsan atau chating pasti jadinya da seru gitu jadi mesti ketemu bareng biar bisa ngakak bareng juga terus aku kangen pak joko juga loh aaa pa joko tuh tarulu mau di itu hahah bye oke deh tadi udah itunya sekarang mau lanjut cerita masih mau dengerin ga masih kan ayo lah mumpu aku lagi baik tau sih ah udah yu dengerin aja yang maksudnya baca jadi gini kemaren itu aku kan ke pp sama nene ternyata nene itu pake baju terbalik dan itu katauan pas lagi di toko golf gitu ya Allah malu banget ga sih ya Robbi omaigat wakak lebe banget ya si rahma ini yu terus abis muter baju neneku itu ke toko boneka gitu and you know what aku menemukan boneka tangan elmo and for sure is cute 100% cute aaaa love it rencananyahkshjbdinijalllxhbvsjmaujskldhlddikasihljsdnbcfbuatjcldshnadinghbjsk terus ternyata nene lupa bawa dompet dan jadinya pake uangku dulu etaunya ga cukup belanjaannya itu limaratus ribuan dan aku cuman punya empat ratus ribu akhirnya aku cuman bisa beli boneka elmonya itu wkwk gapapa lah jujur aim seneng sekali karena ini aim cari dari kapan tau dan alhamdulillah akhirnya ketemu juga cerita apa lahi ya aim bingung lagi nih oia aim tau jadi gini aku kucingnya tinggal cowo cowo doang jadi banyak kucingku yang suka homo termasuk pacarku tercinta merak kcb ulahala jadi mereka itu homonya ciumin pantat sesama jenis gitu jiji ga sih ya Allah aku mah jiji banget jadi for sure aku butuh kucing cewe lagi tapi ga tau gimana caranya biar bisa dapet dan darimana dapetnya ih ya udah lah itu ga masalah kasian aja tapi gue ama kucing kucing itu haha aeh ini si ading mana kok udah lama banget tapi belom ada aduh kangen tau ga sih ulalala lanjut ya ah ini ade gue pengen mainin kompinya lagi ish eh pada main hape aim ya ya udah lah gapapa aim ikhlas bismillah etapi aku laper banget nih padahal tadi pagi makan banyak banget makan ga ya ga usah deh ya Allah males yah sekarang jadi males nulis juga kan hftt eh tau ga sih katanya indah lagi kesel kenapa ya dia keselnya ya tuhan sabar ya cuyung cuyungku eh tau ga ini aku lagi pusing loh tadinya hari ini pengen creambath tapi ga boleh soalnya kemaren waktu ada rana abel aku udah nyalon gitu tapi tetep aja pengen creambath banget huhu eh ram jangan galau uhg bete eh ram jangan galau eh ini adingnya udah balik dari kamar mandi hahaha udah deh selesai betenya dadah semua love ya see ya next post!

3321+140

xoxo

the red one

Elmo wants a hug!
dari dulu aku emang udah suka sama elmo! weeey haahha ini makhluk itu kocak abis! cute! and funny! for sure!
> Elmo laughing toy


dan lain lainnya yang bersangkutan dengan elmo~~
dari pada cookie monster? gendut wlee :p maaf yang suka Cm! :p

conv

mau share conv aku dan kawan-kawanku yang bikin ngakak. ha ha kalo jayus takpapo yaau ;D

seksekolah

aisyah: "dia makin tinggi ya"
fina: "iya" (sumringah ngewer ngewer)
aku, dinda, bu eva: "cieee" (ngakak!)

bu aulia: iqbal, ini kok buku geo sama pkn digabung? kalau ada tugas gimana?
iqbal: kan kalau bu
kawan teman: ngakak!

iqbal: *celananya keangkat*
dinda: ih iqbal sexyyyy.............
kawan teman: ngakak!

aku dinda: *bla bla ngakak di tangga*
ian: eh eh! jangan ketawa tawa di sini, kasian kalo lagi ada yang di kamar mandi
aku: yeee tapi kan ga ada yaan
ian: heeeh
dinda: jangan kesel sih yaan
ian: kamu ga tau sih waktu itu aku lagi pup di sana terus ada kafka dan kawan kawan di tangga ribut banget. aku pup sambil terkaget kaget tau!
aku: unyuuu kasian ian *nahan ngakak*
dinda: *ngakak*
ian: ih malah ketawa! coba kalian pup disitu PUP PUP PUP!! *kesel sambil nunjuk nunjuk ke kamar mandi sama kita*
aku dinda: *ga bisa nahan ngakak*

masih mau lanjut lagi tapi nanti yaa :*

Baby Parody

wanna share my favorite video! haaa ini kocak parah tau gaa?! sumpah kata gue ini lebih cakep dari jb sebenernya, hiw sorry bileber ;D

ini aku dapetin setelah berkeliling2 di youtube. eheeew hasilnya memuaskan! yegak? iya kan? udah sih bilang iya aja biar ai senang [?] -_-' eh sumpah ya suaranya jb-jban di video ini kocak parah, soalnya kayak anak usia 5-8 tahun. tapi liat dong badannya udah berbulu gitu, thats why the tittle is 'hairy'




ini aku punya liriknya, lawak banget! must to read!

There is hair below my arms!
All this hair it makes me sick.
There is hair below my nose,
and there is hair around my....legs.

How is this happening?
How could this be?
How am I goin'
through puberty?
I'm just a boy
who's 4 foot 3,
and I will never ever ever ever be...any taller-
I'm 4 foot 7?
How is this happenin'?
Did I get taller?
while I was nappin?
I'm just a boy
who's good at rappin',
although I'm not even that great at rapping anyway,
now I'm getting

Hairy Hairy Hairy oh!
This is scary scary scary oooh!
I need dairy dairy dairy oh!
Thought I'd always be hairless, hairless. There are
changes going through right now... that are
stranger than my fans (oh wow!)
My voice is dropping faster than the Dow,
Thought I would never age, age.

OK I knew that this was gonna happen,
but I just don't believe I'm growing up yet
No one will think I'm cool
when I am 5 foot 2
and when my voice is deeper as well
and I'm in pieces
what will fix me?
what will wake me from this midpubescent bad dream?
my voice goes down down down down
I just can't believe my first grade voice won't be around cuz I am

Getting older every day!
Everybody thinks I'm gay!
and this is only sort of true, okay!
That's another subject you guys. Now I may be
as tall as a 5 year old,
but I don't care cuz I have struck some gold!
and once I get a little bit more old
I might be able to take some of that money from my agent and my parents

LUDA!
When I was thirteen
I was five foot eight
I didn't have any growth defects like him and nobody ever said i was short it was great!
Girls had me goin crazy, yes I was star-struck
I had to shave daily, but I don't give a duck
At least I'm not this kid
he is loved by infant girls who then cry and
at school on the play ground
he is not tall enough to reach the monkey bars
But he's got girls dazing, they think he's so amazing
and now his voice is cracking, but his dance moves aren't slacking-

Maybe this is a good thing,
I cannot stop it from happening!
and listen to the following:
here are some words of advice.
Puberty's a bit of a shock,
but in some ways it can really rock!
I mean look at the size of my feet!
And my voice is bout to go down.

(throat clearing)...

Now that that's done
(yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah)
I can move on
(yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah)
and I'm all gone
(yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah)
my childhood's done, done, dooooooooone, it's done.

ketauan deh................

sebenernya udah banyak banget yang tau, tapi sekarang my sweet baby bolo bolo ading udah berani mengungkapkannya di twitter. uhuy cikitiw muah banget ini anak satu ._.
exppppp:its for the first time he.......................susah diungkapan kedalam kata2 ._. yang pasti aku seneng campur malu!! gimana engga, ini untuk pertama kalinya dan dia bilang. 'i can't hide it' ulalala kesannya gimana gitu cikitiw aw. udah yuk, mareh -_-'


itu selanjutnya :$ lopelop

terus terus dari aku responnyaa...................




ini dia begonya aku, bukannya bilang 'love you too' malah bilang 'hide what?' ulalala malu ah keliatan oonnya -_-'

udah itu aja
sekian terimakasih

xoxo
-ading-

8910

today! hmm why so many people excited with this date? mau mengutarakan apa yang dirasa? atau menunggu seseorang mengutarakan isi hatinya? kok ya, banyaaak banget yang tertarik sama tanggal ini. hm kalo jadian tanggal bagus juga bukan berarti dijamin 100% langgeng kan?

oh ya ya! gini ceritanya, aku dan kelas 9 (kecuali ian dan iqbal) sedang membagikan zakat untuk warga sekitar. lalu tiba-tiba saja nisa dan fathan di panggil bu ivi (eh iya kan bener namanya bu ivi?) buat kasih amplop gitu ke sebuah rumah. terus mereka nyamperin. elsa dari belakang teriak. "balik balik ini fathan dan nisa udah DELAPAN SEMBILAN SEPULUH nih'' ha ha aku ngakak lah -_-' secara nisa itu anaknya....................jeng jeng, dan fathan normal. read: super normal. terus yang ketawa itu cuman aku dan fadil, wk iya dong sepikiran, senasip, seiman, sehati -_-' :$ lopelop

segitu excitednya kah orang orang? read: me too. yaaa memang angkanya bagus. wehoo tapi omong banyak, yang jadian hari ini banyak looh, exp: @............ love today. or. @............... the best day ever. ya ya, mungkin bukan karena jadian ya, tapi apa coba lagi yang ada dipikiran anak muda jaman sekarang selain lopelop? keluarga? yaaa paling dipikirin kalau keadaan membangkai. yaaa apa coba yang bisa bikin ngefly kecuali ♥?

sekian terimakasih

x♥x♥

new perpective

I feel the salty waves come in
I feel them crash against my skin
And I smile as I respire because I know they'll never win
There's a haze above my TV
That changes everything I see
And maybe if I continue watching
I'll lose the traits that worry me

Can we fast-forward till you go down on me?
Stop there and let me correct it
I wanna live a life from a new perspective
You come along because I love your face
And I'll admire your expensive taste
And who cares divine intervention
I wanna be praised from a new perspective
But leaving now would be a good idea
So catch me up im getting out of here
(Can we fast-forward till you go down on me?)

Taking everything for granted but we still respect the time
We move along with some new passion knowing everything is fine
And I would wait and watch the hours fall in a hundred separate lines
But I regain repose and wonder how I ended up inside

Can we fast-forward till you go down on me?
Stop there and let me correct it
I wanna live a life from a new perspective
You come along because I love your face
And I'll admire your expensive taste
And who cares divine intervention
I wanna be praised from a new perspective
But leaving now would be a good idea
So catch me up im getting out of here
Catch me up im getting out of here

More to the point, I need to show
How much I can come and go
Other plans fell through
And put a heavy load on you
I know there's no more that need be said
When I'm inching through your bed
Take a look around instead and watch me go

Stop there and let me correct it
I wanna live a life from a new perspective
You come along because I love your face
And I'll admire your expensive taste
And who cares divine intervention
I wanna be praised from a new perspective
But leaving now would be a good idea
So catch me up im getting out of here

It's not fair, just let me perfect it
Don't wanna live a life that was comprehensive
'Cause seeing clear would be the bad idea
Now catch me up im getting out of here
So catch me up I'm getting out of here (Can we fast-forward till you go down on me?)