the red one

Elmo wants a hug!
dari dulu aku emang udah suka sama elmo! weeey haahha ini makhluk itu kocak abis! cute! and funny! for sure!
> Elmo laughing toy


dan lain lainnya yang bersangkutan dengan elmo~~
dari pada cookie monster? gendut wlee :p maaf yang suka Cm! :p

conv

mau share conv aku dan kawan-kawanku yang bikin ngakak. ha ha kalo jayus takpapo yaau ;D

seksekolah

aisyah: "dia makin tinggi ya"
fina: "iya" (sumringah ngewer ngewer)
aku, dinda, bu eva: "cieee" (ngakak!)

bu aulia: iqbal, ini kok buku geo sama pkn digabung? kalau ada tugas gimana?
iqbal: kan kalau bu
kawan teman: ngakak!

iqbal: *celananya keangkat*
dinda: ih iqbal sexyyyy.............
kawan teman: ngakak!

aku dinda: *bla bla ngakak di tangga*
ian: eh eh! jangan ketawa tawa di sini, kasian kalo lagi ada yang di kamar mandi
aku: yeee tapi kan ga ada yaan
ian: heeeh
dinda: jangan kesel sih yaan
ian: kamu ga tau sih waktu itu aku lagi pup di sana terus ada kafka dan kawan kawan di tangga ribut banget. aku pup sambil terkaget kaget tau!
aku: unyuuu kasian ian *nahan ngakak*
dinda: *ngakak*
ian: ih malah ketawa! coba kalian pup disitu PUP PUP PUP!! *kesel sambil nunjuk nunjuk ke kamar mandi sama kita*
aku dinda: *ga bisa nahan ngakak*

masih mau lanjut lagi tapi nanti yaa :*

Baby Parody

wanna share my favorite video! haaa ini kocak parah tau gaa?! sumpah kata gue ini lebih cakep dari jb sebenernya, hiw sorry bileber ;D

ini aku dapetin setelah berkeliling2 di youtube. eheeew hasilnya memuaskan! yegak? iya kan? udah sih bilang iya aja biar ai senang [?] -_-' eh sumpah ya suaranya jb-jban di video ini kocak parah, soalnya kayak anak usia 5-8 tahun. tapi liat dong badannya udah berbulu gitu, thats why the tittle is 'hairy'




ini aku punya liriknya, lawak banget! must to read!

There is hair below my arms!
All this hair it makes me sick.
There is hair below my nose,
and there is hair around my....legs.

How is this happening?
How could this be?
How am I goin'
through puberty?
I'm just a boy
who's 4 foot 3,
and I will never ever ever ever be...any taller-
I'm 4 foot 7?
How is this happenin'?
Did I get taller?
while I was nappin?
I'm just a boy
who's good at rappin',
although I'm not even that great at rapping anyway,
now I'm getting

Hairy Hairy Hairy oh!
This is scary scary scary oooh!
I need dairy dairy dairy oh!
Thought I'd always be hairless, hairless. There are
changes going through right now... that are
stranger than my fans (oh wow!)
My voice is dropping faster than the Dow,
Thought I would never age, age.

OK I knew that this was gonna happen,
but I just don't believe I'm growing up yet
No one will think I'm cool
when I am 5 foot 2
and when my voice is deeper as well
and I'm in pieces
what will fix me?
what will wake me from this midpubescent bad dream?
my voice goes down down down down
I just can't believe my first grade voice won't be around cuz I am

Getting older every day!
Everybody thinks I'm gay!
and this is only sort of true, okay!
That's another subject you guys. Now I may be
as tall as a 5 year old,
but I don't care cuz I have struck some gold!
and once I get a little bit more old
I might be able to take some of that money from my agent and my parents

LUDA!
When I was thirteen
I was five foot eight
I didn't have any growth defects like him and nobody ever said i was short it was great!
Girls had me goin crazy, yes I was star-struck
I had to shave daily, but I don't give a duck
At least I'm not this kid
he is loved by infant girls who then cry and
at school on the play ground
he is not tall enough to reach the monkey bars
But he's got girls dazing, they think he's so amazing
and now his voice is cracking, but his dance moves aren't slacking-

Maybe this is a good thing,
I cannot stop it from happening!
and listen to the following:
here are some words of advice.
Puberty's a bit of a shock,
but in some ways it can really rock!
I mean look at the size of my feet!
And my voice is bout to go down.

(throat clearing)...

Now that that's done
(yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah)
I can move on
(yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah)
and I'm all gone
(yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah)
my childhood's done, done, dooooooooone, it's done.

ketauan deh................

sebenernya udah banyak banget yang tau, tapi sekarang my sweet baby bolo bolo ading udah berani mengungkapkannya di twitter. uhuy cikitiw muah banget ini anak satu ._.
exppppp:its for the first time he.......................susah diungkapan kedalam kata2 ._. yang pasti aku seneng campur malu!! gimana engga, ini untuk pertama kalinya dan dia bilang. 'i can't hide it' ulalala kesannya gimana gitu cikitiw aw. udah yuk, mareh -_-'


itu selanjutnya :$ lopelop

terus terus dari aku responnyaa...................




ini dia begonya aku, bukannya bilang 'love you too' malah bilang 'hide what?' ulalala malu ah keliatan oonnya -_-'

udah itu aja
sekian terimakasih

xoxo
-ading-

8910

today! hmm why so many people excited with this date? mau mengutarakan apa yang dirasa? atau menunggu seseorang mengutarakan isi hatinya? kok ya, banyaaak banget yang tertarik sama tanggal ini. hm kalo jadian tanggal bagus juga bukan berarti dijamin 100% langgeng kan?

oh ya ya! gini ceritanya, aku dan kelas 9 (kecuali ian dan iqbal) sedang membagikan zakat untuk warga sekitar. lalu tiba-tiba saja nisa dan fathan di panggil bu ivi (eh iya kan bener namanya bu ivi?) buat kasih amplop gitu ke sebuah rumah. terus mereka nyamperin. elsa dari belakang teriak. "balik balik ini fathan dan nisa udah DELAPAN SEMBILAN SEPULUH nih'' ha ha aku ngakak lah -_-' secara nisa itu anaknya....................jeng jeng, dan fathan normal. read: super normal. terus yang ketawa itu cuman aku dan fadil, wk iya dong sepikiran, senasip, seiman, sehati -_-' :$ lopelop

segitu excitednya kah orang orang? read: me too. yaaa memang angkanya bagus. wehoo tapi omong banyak, yang jadian hari ini banyak looh, exp: @............ love today. or. @............... the best day ever. ya ya, mungkin bukan karena jadian ya, tapi apa coba lagi yang ada dipikiran anak muda jaman sekarang selain lopelop? keluarga? yaaa paling dipikirin kalau keadaan membangkai. yaaa apa coba yang bisa bikin ngefly kecuali ♥?

sekian terimakasih

x♥x♥

new perpective

I feel the salty waves come in
I feel them crash against my skin
And I smile as I respire because I know they'll never win
There's a haze above my TV
That changes everything I see
And maybe if I continue watching
I'll lose the traits that worry me

Can we fast-forward till you go down on me?
Stop there and let me correct it
I wanna live a life from a new perspective
You come along because I love your face
And I'll admire your expensive taste
And who cares divine intervention
I wanna be praised from a new perspective
But leaving now would be a good idea
So catch me up im getting out of here
(Can we fast-forward till you go down on me?)

Taking everything for granted but we still respect the time
We move along with some new passion knowing everything is fine
And I would wait and watch the hours fall in a hundred separate lines
But I regain repose and wonder how I ended up inside

Can we fast-forward till you go down on me?
Stop there and let me correct it
I wanna live a life from a new perspective
You come along because I love your face
And I'll admire your expensive taste
And who cares divine intervention
I wanna be praised from a new perspective
But leaving now would be a good idea
So catch me up im getting out of here
Catch me up im getting out of here

More to the point, I need to show
How much I can come and go
Other plans fell through
And put a heavy load on you
I know there's no more that need be said
When I'm inching through your bed
Take a look around instead and watch me go

Stop there and let me correct it
I wanna live a life from a new perspective
You come along because I love your face
And I'll admire your expensive taste
And who cares divine intervention
I wanna be praised from a new perspective
But leaving now would be a good idea
So catch me up im getting out of here

It's not fair, just let me perfect it
Don't wanna live a life that was comprehensive
'Cause seeing clear would be the bad idea
Now catch me up im getting out of here
So catch me up I'm getting out of here (Can we fast-forward till you go down on me?)

tbbbi

hha aku di sekolah lagi sekarang, bosen gada kerjaan -_-'
hm mau cerita ah yang kemaren di TBI! seru banget sumpah! terus si alay norak kagak menggila kayak orang stress di hari-hari sbelemunya -_-' haha
alya sama indah wajib baca!pertama aku masuk dulu ketemu sama alya. hari itu aku masuk cepet banget gara2 pengen ngeliat si vidra yang kata alya gantengnya selangit -_-' haha sumpah penasaran, soalnya di foto fbnya dia itu ga jelas gitu haha.kelas snodown biasanya di ruang lima. tapi kemaren kita di ruang o sama mr mark!
biasanya aku sama aliah bilang mr. mark ini si abang ences ._. soalnya dia pernah ngences di kelas gitu haha ._. jorok banget kan (waitasecond, ini keybordnya ga pewebgtbgt --'). tapi hari itu aliah ga masuk :( aaa cedih cekaliii :'3vidra ada di ruang 4 ga tau nama kelasnya apa --' nah nah! untuk mengetahui vidra ada di kelas apa itu tuh susah banget, kita sampe buka2in kelas-kelas disana, hftt malu banget pas lagi buka kelas yang salah -_-'ruag 4 adalah ruang TERAKHIR yang kita selidiki, karena kita udah abis keberaniannya kita minta tolong Rian. haa ini anak cowo paling lebay dan paling norak -_- buka pintu aja udah kabur kyk di kejar setan grr kesel sumpah liatnya, tapi aku dan alya tetap harus berterimakasih dengannya --' vidra duduk di barisan yang deket banget sama pintu, jadi sangat mudah untuk melihat si cina itu wk ._. peace alalya loncat kegirangan pas tau si vidra itu di ruang empat, ha ha jelas, itu ga jauh dari ruang o. wk sumpah dia girang banget sumpah ._. tapi abis girang gitu dia langsung malu stengah mati :3 muka merah ples salting wkakaksetelah itu mark datang, dengan kaos birunya dan celana traningnya. rambutnya masih mengkilat seperti biasa~~ (mengapa aku mendeskripsikan sedalam ini ?_?)lalu aku alya dan indah kabur ke kantin. walaupun kami puasa. OH YA OH YA!!
sebelum mark datang aku alya indah ulfa lagi mau FOTO si pidra!! wkwkw sok SOK ngumpet gitu, TAPI KETAUAN! wkwkw itu idenya si indah ahaaa :S kasian banget si alya malu ketolongan gara2 liat si vidra tau kalo lagi di foto sama ALYA DAN INDAH WK -_-'

haaa udah lah itu kasian banget si alyanya ._.

next next. kita masuk kelas, terus belajar tentang family tree :p karena males akhirnya aku malah foto-foto dan bukannya belajarjadi gini ceritanya mark punya istri. namanya jane. nah jane ini punya mantan namanya bill. nah waktu sama bill mereka punya anak namanya gila dan gendeng (mark jayus abis) si gila kawin dama tolol dan si gendeng kawin sama sinting. si gila-tolol punya anak namanya bego. gan di gendeng-sinting punya anak namanya katrok -_-' jayus parah ._. ih dasar bule ences ._.

thats what we got!ga kebaca kan ini? (Y)
(tangan gue keriput parah -_-')

inget anak yang norak itu? ha ha ini dia mereka. ESP yang pake baju PINK!

udah ah cape, secara anak muda ga boleh cape (?) jadi saya udahaan dulu yaa. Cee ya next post! MOAAH!
PS PENTING!!
kita main bajak-bajakan loh! wk abis parah

ini dia @indahdwic...........

xoxo